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Purity Bear

Meer: Purity Bear | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Retecool | 2012-02-03 15:31:29
Fuck Pedo Bear (haha!), hier is Purity Bear. Purity bear is er om er voor te zorgen dat je geen seks voor het huwelijk hebt, want seks voor het huwelijk is heel slecht omdat... erh... omdat... de... erhm... om... nou, dus, gewoon omdat... erh... Nou, gewoon omdat God het zegt, daarom dus. Zie je wel! Het is heel slecht dus! En gelukkig is daar Purity Bear om iedereen er van te behoeden seks voor het huwelijk te hebben. Heel fijn, dankjewel Purity Bear. (en een slechte campagne schreeuwt om een slechte parodie)
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Knuffelbeer tegen zondige seks

Meer: Knuffelbeer tegen zondige seks | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Telegraaf.nl - Nieuwsportaal van Nederland | 2012-01-19 14:15:10
Hij is zacht, hij is pluizig en hij is extreem knuffelbaar. Maar belangrijker nog: hij is fel tegen seks voor het huwelijk. En zijn missie is om die boodschap er bij zoveel mogelijk pubers in te peperen. Maak kennis met The Purity Bear (oftewel: de kuisheidsbeer).
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Knuffelbeer tegen zondige seks

Meer: Knuffelbeer tegen zondige seks | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | De Financiële Telegraaf - DFT | 2012-01-19 14:05:51
Hij is zacht, hij is pluizig en hij is extreem knuffelbaar. Maar belangrijker nog: hij is fel tegen seks voor het huwelijk. En zijn missie is om die boodschap er bij zoveel mogelijk pubers in te peperen. Maak kennis met The Purity Bear (oftewel: de kuisheidsbeer).
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Last-Ditch Resort: Move Polar Bears to Antarctica?

Meer: Last-Ditch Resort: Move Polar Bears to Antarctica? | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Wired News: Top Stories | 2008-07-19 00:10:42
If the most dire climate predictions come to pass, the Arctic ice cap will melt entirely, and polar bears could face extinction. So why not pack a few off to Antarctica, where the sea ice will never run out? It may seem like a preposterous question. But polar bears are just the tip of the "assisted colonization" iceberg. Other possibilities: moving African big game to the American Great Plains, or airlifting endangered species from one mountaintop to another as climate zones shrink. "It's a showdown. The impacts of climate change on animals have become apparent. And it's time to decide whether we're going to do something," said Notre Dame ecologist Jessica Hellmann, co-author of an influential 2007 Conservation Biology paper (.pdf). "Reducing CO2 is vital, but we might have to step in and intervene." Once dismissed as wrongheaded and dangerous, assisted colonization -- rescuing vanishing species by moving them someplace new -- is now being discussed by serious conservationists. And no wonder: Caught between climate change and human pressure, species are going extinct 100 times faster than at any point in human history. And some scientists say that figure is too conservative. The real extinction rate, they say, is a full 1,000 times higher than normal. The last time such annihilation took place was during the time of the dinosaurs. And though many conservationists say that saving species by transplanting them is foolish, others say there's no choice. "They want the world to be what it was before. But it's not going to happen," said Australian ecologist Hugh Possingham, author of an assisted-colonization article published Thursday in Science (citation page). The language of Possingham's paper is understated -- its centerpiece is a risk-benefit flow chart -- but the recommendations are radical. He proposes a systematic analysis of Earth's threatened species, identifying those suitable for last-ditch uprooting. That the scientific world's most august publication carries such a proposal marks a sea-level shift in conservationist consciousness, say researchers. Others have weighed the idea, but Possingham's team came down firmly in favor. Adding to the momentum, the Ecological Society of America's annual meeting in August will be preceded by a three-day discussion of assisted colonization, by ecologists, policy wonks and lawyers. But not everyone is in a rush. "I think it's a bad idea," said Duke University biologist Jason McLachlan, also a co-author of the Conservation Biology paper. "There are a million examples of invasive species introduced with good intentions that caused all sorts of damage." Unfortunately, perhaps, for the polar bear, it's a perfect example of McLachlan's objections. Cost and logistics aside, the bears would wreak havoc in an ecosystem unprepared for them. "Antarctic penguins and seals aren't adapted to surface predators," explained Steven Amstrup, the chief U.S. Geological Survey polar-bear researcher. "The bears would have a field day for a while, because they could walk right up to them and eat them. For a short period of time, it would be great, but in the end the whole system would probably collapse." Accounts of destruction wrought by invasive species are legion, from wild hogs in the southern United States and zebra mussels in the Great Lakes to cane toads in Australia and mongeese in Hawaii. An endangered species that now seems sympathetic could quickly become a villain. But assisted-colonization proponents believe their animals, unlike other invasive species, would be carefully selected and their effects anticipated. "You work out what the risks are before you take action," said Possingham. "You go through these decision trees, and start by doing some trials under very controlled circumstances, then we'll learn about it." Things could still go wrong, said Hellmann, but the consequences pale in comparison to those of climate change and inaction. And for animals whose natural habitat has been eradicated, or who live -- as did the golden toad of Costa Rica's cloud forest -- in rapidly changing places from which they cannot escape, there may be no other option. "If all other conservation methods fail, and evidence shows that a species is in danger of extinction, then assisted migration becomes an option that we should consider seriously," said Nature Conservancy ecologist Patrick Gonzalez. McLachlan, however, has other reasons for opposition. Assisted colonization could be seen as a quick-fix panacea, distracting people from the necessary task of preserving habitat and braking climate change. More philosophically, there's something troubling about treating nature as a zoological theme park. "We're destroying any semblance of the idea that a place has its own biota and history," he said. "It's not just saving a couple whooping cranes, it's redesigning the entire biota of Earth. And that's incredibly creepy to me." Hellmann agrees that assisted colonization could be mistaken as a convenient solution. But the purity of nature, she said, is now a myth. "You can find signatures of humanity in the deepest jungles and remote locations. This idea of pristine nature doesn't really apply," she said. "If assisted colonization will have benefits, it seems strange not to cross some arbitrary line."
http://feeds.wired.com/~r/wired/index/~3/338529878/species_relocation

Colbert's Worst Nightmare: Bear Cub Eats Dinner In Back Seat Of Vintage Red Buick; Washes It Down Wi

Meer: Colbert's Worst Nightmare: Bear Cub Eats Dinner In Back Seat Of Vintage Red Buick; Washes It Down Wi | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Jalopnik | 2006-07-05 20:05:56
We, like Colbert Report host Stephen Colbert, have a fear bordering on terror when it comes to bears. The thought of what happened to the owners of a vintage red 1964 Buick convertible this holiday weekend over in Lake Tahoe gives us the chills. A hungry bear cub decided a little pick-a-nick basket was the way to go, and sat down in the back seat for a lovely little luncheon of barbeque-chicken-and-jalapeno pizza -- and then washed it all down with a swig of Jack Daniels, Absolut vodka and tonic and a beer the bear snagged from the cooler. Let's be clear here folks -- we don't care how much you don't want to finish that pizza -- stop feeding the bears! It only encourages them. And as we can see, they're now willing to do just about anything to get what they really want -- our liquor. Bear dines on pizza and beer in vintage car near Tahoe [MercuryNews] Related: Peacocks Attack Cars in Texas Neighborhood [internal] Comment on this post Related: Fiat Launches New StradaminoRelated: Spy Photos: 2008 Ford F250 Super Duty
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Tahoe bear swills booze with pizza snack (AP)

Meer: Tahoe bear swills booze with pizza snack (AP) | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Yahoo! News: Top Stories | 2006-07-05 06:54:29
AP - A bear cub drew a crowd of spectators at a Lake Tahoe neighborhood as it munched on barbecue-chicken-and-jalapeno pizza in the back seat of a vintage red Buick convertible.
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Tahoe bear swills booze with pizza snack (AP)

Meer: Tahoe bear swills booze with pizza snack (AP) | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Yahoo! News: Top Stories | 2006-07-05 01:34:18
AP - A bear cub drew a crowd of spectators at a Lake Tahoe neighborhood as it munched on barbecue-chicken-and-jalapeno pizza in the back seat of a vintage red Buick convertible.
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Sanctioned German hunters kill bear (AP)

Meer: Sanctioned German hunters kill bear (AP) | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Yahoo! News: Top Stories | 2006-06-26 22:37:01
AP - Bruno, the brown bear who sauntered into Germany through the Italian Alps and eluded pursuers in a monthlong mountain odyssey, was shot and killed Monday, to the dismay of many animal lovers.
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Hunter kills first Bavarian bear seen in 170 years

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A rampaging wild bear, the first seen in Bavaria in more than 170 years, has been shot dead by a hunter, a spokesman for the local authority in the region of Oberbayern said on Monday.
http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=12644477&src=rss/worldNews

Israeli Eurovision divas saved from a Grizzly bear

Meer: Israeli Eurovision divas saved from a Grizzly bear | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | esctoday.com | news | 2006-06-20 06:46:33
Three former Israeli divas who represented the country in Eurovision Song Contests in the past, were part of a group of singers who toured Canada last week. During the tour across Canada the group encountered a Grizzly bear, an incident which frightened the ladies quite a lot... (http://www.esctoday.com/news/read/6271)
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Give me a USB Port or the Bear Dies

Meer: Give me a USB Port or the Bear Dies | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Software Headlines :: Index | 2006-06-20 05:11:17
Someone has built a USB drive that is embedded in a children's teddy bear. As Beavis & Butthead would put it, the bear has to be decrapatated to access the USB port on the drive. Sure to enrage toddlers everywhere, but an interesting choice to mod a USB drive.Source: http://www.everythingusb.com/usb_teddy_bear.html
http://www.softwareheadlines.com/modules/planet/view.article.php/10220

Top UK school bans 'purity' rings

Teddy Bear Hospital in het UMCG

Meer: Teddy Bear Hospital in het UMCG | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Arts en Apotheker | Nieuws | 2006-06-18 01:58:46
Bron: Universitair Medisch Centrum Groningen (UMCG) Veel kinderen vinden het ziekenhuis met dokters in witte jassen en ingewikkelde onderzoeken eng. Vaak komt dit doordat kinderen niet weten wat ze te wachten staat. In het Teddy Bear Hospital kunnen...
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Lieberman unveils 'sleeping bear' ad

Polar Bears-speelsters in Oranje

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EDE - Bondscoach Robin van Galen heeft drie waterpolosters van Polar Bears uit Ede in de Oranje-selectie voor de FINA World League. Het gaat om Marieke van der Ham, Biurakn Hakverdian en Mieke van der Sloot. Nederland speelt van 30 juni tot en met 2 juli in Barcelona en van 6 tot en met 8 juli in Bochum. Tegenstanders zijn Griekenland, Spanje en Duitsland. (Bron: www.omroepgelderland.nl)
http://www.omroepgelderland.nl/NIEUW2/teletekst/teletekst.php?page=209

Sleepy Bear

Meer: Sleepy Bear | rss feed | toevoegen | e-mail nieuwsalarm | Attu sees all | 2006-06-17 18:59:05
Susan and Vinnie Kehoe got the shock of a lifetime on Sunday. They were in their kitchen eating when they noticed something bizarre going on -- a slumbering bear was just chillin' in their backyard. "I looked out the window and thought somebody was on my hammock, a person," Susan said. "He was rocking himself to sleep." Susan said she watched the bear sleep for about five minutes before he woke
http://attu.blogspot.com/2006/06/sleepy-bear.html

Bear Stearns sees 81% profit rise